thedailywhat: Not Even Once of the Day: A Florida woman was arrested yesterday for burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world while smoking meth inside of it. The iconic 118-foot Seminole County cypress tree known as The Senator, believed to be some 3,500 years old, burned to the ground in January following what police believed to be an arson attack. But a Crimeline tip led investigators...
There is an art, it says, or rather a knack to flying. The knack lies in...– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
i am sick, raena and i are bffs
me: i tried to kill my germs with really spicy indian food last night
it worked halfway
i'm going to eat that when i get home
kill them dead
pew pew pew
like spicy lasers
you get me, dude
that's why we're bffs
(i may or may not be a little loopy)
Raena: lasers arent loopy
they are serious
but i'm not a lazer
Raena: typing is fun
me: and hard
Raena: is this what its like when i take a sleeping pill?
it's funnier when you take a sleeping pill
Scott Walker's New Defense: Recalling Me Hurts... →
motherjones: On MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” Monday morning, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker trotted out a new talking point as he defends himself from a well-organized recall campaign hoping to oust him from office. In a nutshell, Walker said: Think of the children! Think of the seniors! How ironic. In his first budget, Walker slashed public education funding by $800 million to $900 million. Walker and...
Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
Intersectionality is not optional. It is not something you can take off and put...– Intersectionality Is Not Optional (via satifice) Very relevant to a post I’m making later today. -Jess (via stfuconservatives) On that note…I know that this is a blog about sexism, but can we talk for one sec about how Octavia Spencer won an Academy Award on the same night that the white male...
I have a cold
Colds are lame. I went to the store for TheraFlu and echinacea and orange juice and couldn’t find parking when I got back and cried.