January 2011
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Donde está la biblioteca?
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I just concocted something wonderful.
So wonderful I didn’t even take a picture of it before I finished it. I took one big scoop of sour cream, added a big squeeze (maybe 1 1/2 tbs.) of honey, two hard shakes of ground cinammon, and probably about 2-4 tablespoons of brown sugar. I mixed them together. I dipped apple slices in it. It was wonderful.
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I just really like our president. A lot.
He’s got a lot of good notions.
I think I have to give it up for the night.
I am so tired, so exhausted, and I want my analysis of “Billie Jean” to be on-point. I’ll write in the morning. I hope my adviser doesn’t mind getting pages tomorrow instead of tonight.
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Seriously, I am over this women's studies/feminist...
Never in my life I have seen people devote so many goddamn words to something so fucking obvious. You mean people are comprised of more than one identity category? Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Jesus fucking Christ, if it’s taken until 2005 for y’all to figure that out what the hell have you been doing all this time??
Honestly, this is some of the most unimpressive...
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When Michael took his sunglasses off at the 1984...
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I don't understand how I got drunk enough last...
I only got two drinks. I don’t get it. But either way, I have to go buy printer ink which means dragging this hungover butt out of bed and into the car. Uggggggh.
“With a knife I crimp and fold
The golden crust in pastry mould
Sometime when...”
– Tartless submitted by iamilluminated (via noonemanshouldhaveallthatflour)
I never thought I'd say this but I think the...
My roommate just told me what went down on Jersey...
The rerun starts in 9 minutes. I CAN’T WAIT.
daily-mj:
Michael Jackson & Freddie Mercury...
I hear you mousey.
Go nibble some of the peanut butter I put out to lure you to your doom.
(I know, it feels kind of mean to push the mouse towards death but sometimes mice have to die so I cacn live in a home without mice in it.)
(Small triumphs: First mouse heard since early October. Time to tell the landlord the building foundation needs to be given another dose of poison pellets.)
“(She use that butter)
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a belt buster (Paula Deen)
But...”
– Belt Buster submitted by GTG (via noonemanshouldhaveallthatflour)
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Donald Glover on Conan.
So funny, so smart, so cool, so fucking hot. Can I have you please?
